Orange, is the new Blonde

11/5/07
To: letters@ocregister.com

According to Sunday Reg's Green-man:
To Sprawl is Freedom, and Mass Transit is "Trendy."
And offering folks (OC's work force) a way out of
gouging gas prices and mind-numbing (counter
productive, death-defying) car-commuting is
"Social Engineering."
Wellllllll Welcome Aboard Neighbor - Toot-Toot!
BTW - didn't trains predate motor vehicles, even
here in Blonde County?
FYI Mr. G-speak - It's Caltrans who's pleading
"We Can't Pave Our Way Out Of Congestion"
because population growth always outpaces
pavement-pouring anywhere on the planet.
Even here in Blonde County.
Let's take a "Government" school (aka Public School)
Blonde-math test. It's Subtraction:
If 1-train-car hauls 100-commuters on their way to
and from work -
how many single-passenger-vehicles (aka autos)
does 1-commuter-train-car 'subtract' from OC
freeways, streets (or toll roads) - during rush hour?
Granted, this is a very Blonde test.
But hey, this is Blonde County.
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