Sunday, April 20, 2008

frank-mangled habitat'uals

2/19/08

To: fmickadeit@ocregister.com

Frank - mustabeen a slow newsday to cause'ya
to cuisinart your Tues. feb-19 column out of yee
ol'op-ed blender. Or maybe it's - how many
responses can I get from this pot-luck-yuck (and
never mind your no-party-Party. Ink-worthy? - not).

But, that you can rationalize / morph, Elkhorn Slough's
pic-exhibit into 200 train-trestle-words crossing San
Mateo Creek's river mouth, is a stretch equal too
or greater-than the distance between Santa Cruz
and San Onofre State Beach Park, and or - the
open-space (coastal wilderness) between your ears.

Frank, remember all them wake-up-call-moments
back in school, when you'd get caught napping in
History and your teacher'd holler,

"MICKADEIT!!! Listen up!"

Obviously you were napping again during Del Mar's
CCC Hearing. Try and pay better attention Frank.

We'll check back with your column in a couple'a months
to see if your attention span's increased, or decreased
(even further).

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