OC Supe's and Guv join Flat Earth Society.

3/28/08

To: letters@latimes.com

Response to LATimes - Cal-Section, 3-28-01
"OCTA keeps tollway in its plans"

OC Supe's and Guv join Flat Earth Society.

Last TCA Director's meeting Supe Bates exclaimed,
"8 new freeway lanes thru SJC and SC will destroy
those towns!" But, there is no 8-new-lane Plan.
Same meeting - Supe Norby, "flip Sanchez on her
anti 241 toll road stance, or we're dead in the water!"
But Defense Dept's anti-241 extension amendment
was penned by Davis of San Diego...with Sanchez's
support - not her authorship, as gymnastic Guv flips,
firing bro-in-law and Clint too? For supporting what
Guv supported (no toll road) before he chomped
TCA's bait: $100-million cool ones across Navy's
State Park plate (USN holds lease on San Onofre).
Bribing a Toll Way thru CA's 5th most popular State
Park offers zip-relief to I-5's burgeoning mass: is
OC-Supe's curious solution to our mass-transit snarl?
Luckily, CA's Coastal Commission didn't swallow
TCA's koolaide 'con'coction, or dance lock-step to
Guv's looney tune, soberly denying TCA's bribe
and Guv's nudge.
As for OC's Supes, who knows what they drink.
One was found sleeping it-off on the court house
lawn. One imagines freeway lanes that aren't.
As for Guv's (aka Mr. Universe) past sticky-habit -
rumored to shrink brain.